February 2011
fiirewoorks:
Ke$ha - We R Who We R
“And so a conundrum emerges. Men, oversaturated by porn, secretly hunger for the...”
– Rothbart
January 2011
daualset:
Dumbo Gets Mad - Eclectic Prawn
“I’m starting to think that the world of The Giver got its start when someone...”
– TV For Kids: Children are not to be trusted, it seems
I don’t know who Adventure Time is targeted towards. It’s probably not the Dora and Blue Clue gang but it’s probably not 27 year old daydreamers either. Anyway, this article’s author obviously hasn’t seen it.
29 January →
time travel
“Thanks, David. Your response was awesome. I really appreciate it.”
– No, no one should care.
Black Swan Masturbation Scene →
Spoiler Free
“The kingdom of the [Father] is like a certain woman who was carrying a [jar]...”
– Jesus
“The bookmarklet has a mechanism to save pages from sites that require logins for...”
– Marco.org: My Rands In Repose interview
“It seems like we’re at a point where the gimmick of blogging is pretty...”
– Why The Fuck Do You [I] Still Have A Blog?
“Diagnosis: Premenstrual syndrome, liberal education”
– Diagnosing Depressives in Popular Film
devincastro:
Dirty Projectors / Cannibal...
“Bitterly cold. Not as cold.”
– wunderground
“Williams, Anna’s last name, is a portmanteau of her parents’...”
– David Parker
Celestina →
I was in the jungle. I was doing calisthenics deep in the jungle with my puppet-master. He told me: Be apologetic, so I moved back to the Midwest, raised a family of six, and ate nothing but pork for three years. A few months earlier we had become lukewarm toward the Stars Wars movies. I can never apologize for that.
“rich hamilton”
– Hannah Storm
“I’m one of the first mp3 bloggers”
– perpetua
“At the beginning of “We Live in Public” a text introduction reads, “This is the...”
– Moving to an apple farm is in your future
“Facebook chat is the lowest form of communication.”
– This Recording
actually, it’s singing
“People in cold climates are rarely cold of heart.”
– Lies
we’re the stone coldest
yvynyl:
Creepoid - Spirit Birds
“girl...
Internet things I can't find
A Salon-esque article by a women who felt insecure because her fiance had lived all around the world and could tell awesome stories at parties and she felt uninteresting in comparison. When she finally told him about it, he revealed that his adventures were the loneliest time of his life.
A picture of a young man looking down at a blackberry and a caption that said something like “winners:...
“But nonetheless I’ll tell you this: The reason I hate twitter is the same reason...”
– Blognigger
Southern Charm
“So, like, do you do any work? I mean, do you have issues or something?”
“and my Indian friend was telling me…”
“wasn’t MSU supposed to be really good? How many games have they lost now?”
“Did you have to eat dinner by yourself? Oh my, I would have hated that.”
